Very occasionally Sebastian plays nicely with his nine-month old sister. Very occasionally. More often than not, he is taking from her the thing she’s just picked up, hitting her on the head with something, or poking her in the eye with the aforementioned glasses. I am still optimistic that one day in the distant future they will be best buddies. In the meantime, supervising the two of them is like being the ref on that stupid TV show from the 90s, Gladiator. Just with Mr Potato Head’s glasses instead of pugil sticks.