So we went to the Nike store at Orlando Premium Outlets. Sebastian fell in love with some blue and orange high-tops (hi-tops? sportswear is not my area of expertise). He adores them. He had a screaming fit when we suggested other, less garish, shoes – so the blue and orange high-tops were purchased. Except he thinks they’re wellies. He keeps picking them up and saying “welly boots”. We keep telling him that they’re high-tops, but then he thinks we mean hi as in hello. So he says “high-tops” while waving at some imaginary person, presumably called Tops. All this cuteness makes the OTT shoes a bit less annoying.